- 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- All generalizations are false, including this one.
- All men are idiots, and I married their King.
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
- Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
- Assassins do it from behind.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
If you are honest, this tells the truth. It’s pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The “meanings” are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue, green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3.. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you’re done, scroll down. (Don’t cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection f rom the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum &your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday.
The news announced today that 130 people were killed by the flu in the center of the country...
I came to my school, I was extremely worried because I had less than 2 hours to deliver a very important homework when I realized that the school was almost empty and I saw a friend who told me that classes were suspended until new notice for the flu.
And I found my aunt Liliana in the bus when I was returning home, she is a nurse at a local hospital here in Mochis, what one might call a "small town", presumably far away from the chaos of the epidemic center that is in the center of the country.
"Our hospital has already 6 deceased." She said and I stayed silent.
Among other ... we were talking about the idea of living or dying.
'Never let me live in a vegetative state, dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state, unplug the devices that keep me alive, I would rather die.
Then my mom got up, with a face full of admiration ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She unplugged ....
the TV ...
the cable ...
the DVD ...
the phone ...
the cellphone ...
the ipod ...
the stereo ...
the Xbox ...
the fridge ...
... and she threw all the beers!
I ALMOST DIE!!!
Entre otras... estábamos hablando de la idea de vivir o morir.
'Nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo,dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos de una botella.
Si me ves en ese estado, desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo, prefiero morir.
Entonces, mi mamá se levantó, con una cara de admiración...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y me desenchufó....
...y me tiró todas las cervezas!!!
CASI ME MUERO!!!
|Dating Strengths||Dating Weaknesses|
|1. Adventurousness - 75%|
2. Optimism - 71.4%
3. Friendliness - 68.8%
4. Confidence - 66.7%
5. Flirtiness - 62.5%
|1. Vanity - 58.3%|
2. Appearance - 55.6%
3. Lack of Essentials - 50%
|Dating Strengths Explained|
|Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.|
Optimism - People are drawn to your positive outlook. Your optimism attracts others to you.
Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene.
Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.
|Dating Weaknesses Explained|
|Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial.|
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a guy's attention.
Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
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